“Apparently other than writing famous fiction Lovecraft was also known for the nerdiest sounding letters.” - My brother
oh my god
Are you serious?
"Whatcha thinka the NEW PLANET? HOT STUFF!!!"
Are you fucking serious?
If I ever get a quote tattooed somewhere on my person, it’s gonna be this quote.
It is important for me to see stuff like this, to remind myself that people were *always* like this, it isn’t an internet thing.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell