some grumpy old german woman

I reblog things I like. That's it really.

"november hiatus"

Oh… well they really deserved a break.

*sniff*

queenofthecute:

Also, hey, lets all acknowledge that Cecil B is a supremely kickass actor and the emotional resonance of the entire podcast really rests on his shoulders.

Because DAMN. He acted the hell out of that episode.

smellestine:

robothugscomic:

New comic!

Yeah, I might have watched a movie and gotten kind of mad.

This is seriously a trope I’d love to never see again though.

Let this trope die already.

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People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.

calenmindon:

rotzloeffel:

scribbleowl:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:

r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This is a really good depiction of social anxiety because it focuses on inner states rather then outward actions. As someone very good at concealing his anxiety, I appreciate it.

I can relate to that.

And please understand that there doesn’t have to be a trigger or a reason. It can even happen surrounded by friends. Anxiety is like that, like a short-circuit that goes straight to the abject terror centers of your brain.

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belleandwhistle:

breyanarae:

elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.

oh my god.

(Source: elegantly-tasteless, via sam-is-a-star)

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

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2manytuesdays:

wilted-scenes:

Thunderstorms over South Dakota

this is absolutely amazing

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fakedean:

oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr

you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man. 

you’re all wonderful and don’t let anyone tell you you’re less.
Don’t take anybody’s shit for being who you are.

(Source: michaeldirnt, via sam-is-a-star)

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

I love this so much.

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weareallfollowers:

calisummer52:

quadworkorange:

what

The amount of hands is not enough

wat

O.o

(Source: thedrtomm, via fandom-of-everything)

benesmauglocked:

fwips:

Laptop Usage in Bed: the slippery slope

I relate to this on a molecular level.

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