some grumpy old german woman

I reblog things I like. That's it really.

  • Them: It's a thrilling political drama!
  • Me: Maybe--
  • Them: --IN SPACE!
  • Me: YEAH!
  • Them: It's a tense military story.
  • Me: Well, I don't--
  • Them: --IN SPACE!
  • Me: HELL YEAH!
  • Them: It's a lecture on the history of milk pasteurization.
  • Me: Now you're not even try--
  • Them: --IN SPACE!
  • Me: HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!

Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: so far so good, so far so good, so far so good. How you fall doesn’t matter. It’s how you land! - La Haine (1995, dir. Mathieu Kassovitz)

(Source: stannisbaratheon, via 90s90s90s)

humanoidhistory:

Dr. Jonas Salk, the man behind the polio vaccine, April 1955. Photo by Al Fenn for LIFE magazine.

(via madddscience)

the-ink-monster:

Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.

(via wuselig)

periodicult:

Arthur Elgort for Mademoiselle magazine, March 1985. Jacket by Summit.

periodicult:

Francois Deconinck for Mademoiselle magazine, March 1985. Clothing by Jean Paul Gaultier.

(via obscuruslupa)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

thereal1990s:

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Carpe Diem

(via 90s90s90s)

vigaishere:

I love this scene. 

(Source: willgrahams)